Your marketing firm sucks
We diagnose, design, and deploy marketing systems that actually make sense — rooted in psychology, data, and reality.
Our Approach
We Don’t Sell Hype — We Diagnose It.
Most agencies sell you ads before they even understand your business. We do it differently. Sound Loud Media operates like a doctor — not a salesman.Every client begins with a diagnostic phase where we analyze your brand, market, psychology, and competition.You’ll leave with data, direction, and a clear plan. No fluff. No buzzwords. Just a professional assessment and strategy grounded in reality.
The Sound Loud System
Every marketing problem starts with a diagnosis
— not a guess.
Phase 1: Diagnose
We audit your brand, psychology, and traffic patterns like a doctor running tests — not a salesman selling ads. You’ll see where your bottlenecks and opportunities truly are.
Phase 2: Prescribe
We design a data-driven plan that actually fits you — not some one-size-fits-all template. You’ll leave knowing exactly what to do next.
Phase 3: Operate
Once you approve the plan, we handle execution — creative, targeting, and automation. You stay focused on your business while we perform the surgery.
Phase 4: Maintain
After the system is running, we maintain and adjust — just like post-op care. Marketing isn’t a one-time fix; it’s a living system.
Our Approach
Strategy & Planning
We don’t just post content — we architect movements. Every campaign starts with a clear end goal and works backward from audience behavior, market psychology, and emotional resonance.
Key Components:
Narrative engineering & storytelling
Buyer psychology & target profiling
Campaign phasing: Green / Yellow / Red layered strategy
Positioning for virality, press, and controversy (when useful)
Market Intelligence + Psychological Targeting
We study the culture and understand how people actually think. We identify overlooked markets, psychological triggers, and emotional leverage points.
Key Components:
Micro-demographic targeting
Interest mapping & psychographic funnels
Platform and audience behavior analysis
Content Marketing Systems
We plan, build, and launch complete systems — not one-off posts. From branding and messaging to automation and distribution, we handle the full weight of your product or service.
Key Components:
Launch calendars & rollout timelines
Email, ad, and press systems
High-volume content scheduling
Platform-specific strategies (IG, Twitter/X, Facebook, YouTube, Spotify, etc.)
Multi-phase sequencing: awareness → conversion → loyalty
High-Impact Content Production
We produce lean but powerful media designed to stop the scroll and shift perception.
Key Components:
Mini-documentaries
Videos & teaser trailers
Social shorts & satirical characters
Voiceover scripting + audio storytelling
Memes that go HARD
System Automation + Tech Stack Integration
We build the infrastructure beneath your message — unified, automated, and low-maintenance.
Key Components:
Zapier workflows + automation chains
Integrated scheduling (Social Champ, Later, Metricool)
Google Calendar + Drive syncing for teams
CRM-style client/project tracking
Market Intelligence Diagnostic
Aim before you fire. Save money, time, and reputation. – $1,500, one-time
Why this exists
You’ve got a product, service, or talent. You can rush into ads, logos, and posts… or you can measure before you cut. Most agencies ask, “What’s your budget?” and start spending. We start by proving where the opportunity actually is—and where it isn’t—so you don’t waste a dime on tactics that won’t move the needle.The Diagnostic is a doctor-style workup, not a sales pitch. You’re buying clarity, not hype.
What you get (deliverables)
The Workbook (25–40 pages) – a concrete research dossier you own.
Executive Summary (2–3 pages) – plain-English findings: Here’s what’s real. Here’s what’s noise.
30,000-ft Plan & Budget Ranges (1–2 pages) – options, timelines, and cost bands if you want us to execute.
60-minute read-out call – we walk you through the data and answer hard questions.
You are not buying “a ballpark quote.” You’re buying the research that justifies any quote.
What’s inside the Workbook (table of contents)
A. Product Core (Socket A)
Origin & intent • Strengths/constraints • Differentiators • Proof (demos, track record)
Quirk Vault (the oddities insiders ignore but audiences love)
Positioning hypotheses (jobs-to-be-done your offer actually solves)
B. Market Core (Socket B)
Audience map (primary/secondary/edge cohorts)
Psych & cultural drivers • Objections & friction points • Willingness-to-pay signals
Competitor teardown (claims, creative patterns, funnel math)
Channel viability scan (where attention is underpriced)
C. Fit & Risk
Where the sockets mesh • Where they grind • Critical unknowns to test first
Unit economics sanity check (prices, margins, CAC/CPM realities)
D. Options & Next Moves
2–3 go-to-market routes (lean → standard → aggressive) with rough budget bands and timelines
Metrics that matter for this category (leading vs. lagging indicators)
Who it’s for
Artists, makers, and owners who want results without gimmicks.
Anyone burned by agencies that “went straight to ads.”
Teams who want a clear brief before paying for creative, PR, or video.
Who it’s not for
People shopping for the cheapest logo, the fastest funnel, or guaranteed outcomes.
Anyone unwilling to share real numbers or collaborate honestly.
Process & timeline
Intake (Day 0–1): short form + kickoff call (45 min).
Research sprint (Days 2–7): data pulls, interviews, desk research, competitor/creative tear-downs.
Synthesis (Days 8–10): workbook + executive summary + options.
Read-out (Day 11–12): 60-min call; Q&A; you keep all materials.
Rush option (7-day delivery) available at +25%.
Price
$1,500 flat.
FAQ (answering the “paying for a quote?” objection)
“Why would I pay for a quote?”
Because we don’t guess. A free quote is a guess dressed up as a plan. We do the homework first, hand you the evidence, and only then talk budgets. If you hire us (or anyone else), the Diagnostic prevents waste.
“Will you push me into a retainer?”
No. Execution is optional. The Diagnostic stands alone as a useful asset.
“What if my category is unusual?”
Good. We specialize in hard-to-market offers (indie music, niche services, local brands). The method is the same: sockets A & B must lock.
“Do you guarantee results?”
We guarantee process and rigor, not outcomes. Markets move. Our job is to reduce uncertainty and point to the highest-leverage next step.
“What do you need from me?”
Access to any existing creative, analytics (if any), your story, pricing, and past wins/losses. We’ll send a one-page intake checklist.
After the Diagnostic (optional next steps)
Brand System (visuals + voice + usage guide) – typically $5K–$8K
Web System (strategy-first site; not ecommerce) – typically $2.5K–$6.5K
Content/PR Systems via Half Square Films & Reverse Circle – scoped from the workbook
Stewardship (monthly optimization) – from $1K/mo
We won’t recommend any step we can’t justify with the workbook.
The promise
We will tell you the truth about your product and your market. No fluff, no buzzwords, no spray-and-pray. You’ll leave with a plan grounded in reality and a document you can use with or without us.
Contact Us
We work with brands and creators who take their craft seriously — people who want to build systems, not gimmicks. If that’s you, reach out. Every campaign starts with a conversation.